The first Anglo-Japanese Alliance was signed in London at what is now the Lansdowne Club, on January 30, 1902, by Lord Lansdowne (British foreign secretary) and Hayashi Tadasu (Japanese minister in London).
--Wikipedia

You know where this is going.

Title: Mutsuki
Pairings/Characters: EnglandJapan
Genre: Er. Fluff I think. Possibly sap. Absolute crack in the bonus part.
Rating: G
Warnings: Use of present tense and abuse of punctuation. OTL
Summary: Japan contemplates while England uses him as a pillow.

( Pochi is not pleased with the foreigner taking his usual spot. )

( Bonus Theatre: How the Anglo-Japanese Alliance Really Happened )

Title: From the mouths of beasts (and other creatures)
Author/Artist: tokei
Character(s) or Pairing(s): China, Japan, SuFin, Canada, England, Pochi, Hanatamago, Kumajirou
Rating: G
Warnings: Use of present tense.
Summary: Nations and interactions with their animals.

( China, panda diplomacy )

( Japan, Pochi, summer nights )

( Sufin, Hanatamago, winter nights )

( young!Canada, Kumajirou, 1763 )

( England, the dragon in the attic )

865 words, and then I realize how difficult it is to write about two happily married men and a baby. I miss my gender-bending. OTL

Title: Slugs and snails and puppy dog tails
Pairing: England/Japan + OC
Rating: G, skittering on the borders of PG.
Warning: Fluff, sap, fluff, and crack for the bonus bit. Use of human names. OOC + OC
Summary: So the other day I went through both the general Hetalia and the love_and_tea comm, followed by the Hetalia kink meme, and for some reason all of them had conspired to have things to do with young baby nations and the offspring of some not-so-young nations. (There was an adorable Canada/Ukraine one which made me melt, and China back when his house was full of other Asian nations, and of course America and his states.)

Which then kinda sorta led to this.

( And now I cover my ears and loudly deny the fact that mpreg probably happened sometime earlier for what lies under the cut to occur. )

( Bonus bit: Babytalk or Arthur is the town's latest PA system. Francis is not amused. )

So I caved in, and now I am completely overwehelmed.

Twitter: Yes, I'm a bloody twit now. OTL
Facebook: Have no idea what to do with this one.
Plurk: ...What?

There's nothing in the above right now, but feel free to add me to the equivalent of your f-list if you want to.

And to make this post just that bit more substantial.

( Wizard Incense, Hetalia: England Japan, 236 words. )

This secret totally made my day. <3

Originals

( 1. Original: Question for the dragon )

( 2. Original: The Hungry Box, Under One Roof Ver. )

100-theme meme

( 3. KHR: Lambo, I-Pin )

( 4. Hetalia: France enlists England's help in auctioning himself off. Whoever knows why. )


Miscellaneous Hetalia stuff

( 5. Hetalia: Formerly known as Japan goes nuts, everyone dies. )

( 6. Hetalia: Why Japan does not like to go pubbing with the other nations. )

( 7. Hetalia: AmericaJapan, burns )


Hetalia: EnglandJapan

( 8. Hetalia: England/fem!Japan, PG-pick a number between 10 and 15 )

( 9. Hetalia: England Japan, the pig-no, boar in the forest )

King of Fighters set to become a movie. I'm weeping tears of blood here. WHERE ARE MAI'S MELONS?! WHERE ARE THE ASIANS?! WHERE ARE-- Aw, forget it. =_= And I hear that Tekkan and Astroboy are next.

In other matters, 59 ficlet for theprerogative, stemming from a very short discussion on jealousy, fandom people and what is left when you take away the most obvious canon part of a character.

( 59. Envy )

So, about Bruno...

That was the first time in my life I stepped out of a cinema with such an empty feeling. ._. The advanced warnings were accurate, both for the cringe-worthiness of the film and the appearance of a certain part of the male anatomy (which also happened to be the literal representation of this site.)

In short, I am now traumatized and may never quite recover again. ._.

* * *

APH drabbles! Most of which made sense at the time of writing but not so much now.

( People say that my cooking's bad, but it's done on purpose! )

( Italy sleeps over at Japan's house )

( In order of appearance: Poland, Lithuania, France, England. )

( Dating right back to the Middle Ages. )

( In my head canon )

( I have no explanation for this one. )

UP turned out to be a surprisingly sad movie. T.T The pacing of the entire show was something like "LAUGH! AWWW! CRY! LAUGH! GASP! CRY! LAUGH! AWWW! CRY!" It was a good movie, but I am weak and I don't think my feelings are up to such a roller coaster of a ride again.

Tomorrow I go to watch Bruno. I have also been warned to prepare myself for the appearance of a certain part of the human anatomy. How does one go about doing so is beyond me, but I appreciate the advance warning nonetheless.

* * *

KHR drabbles! I cannot remember the last time I wrote any of these.

( Laugh maker, 80 + 59 )

( Mother and son, 5927 )

Blame that blasted song that's been going around these days. At least, I think it has. (I'm slow, what can I do?)

'Buttchu' from an msn conversation with theprerogative. Nobody else buttchu! :D

( AKA the going home series. )

( An extra to indulge my own UKJPN pairing. )

( And finally the PV which started it all. )

Type-SK's wolf!59 and squirrel!27 as requested by theprerogative. First is in reference to my LJ header pic, second to one of Type SK's four panels. I'm so sorry that it sucks. ;_;

( First and second. )

Singapore
singapore is a fine city
singapore is in recession
singapore is boring
singapore is a fine country
singapore is a developed country
singapore is part of china
singapore is magazine
-- 'Country Facts according to Google'

See, we have a thunderstruck permanently vomiting mutant mascot instead.

I facepalm, I really do. WTH does it mean to be a magazine?

Here, more crap!crack!Hetalia fic.

( Oh, China. Did you really want to know? )

And now I go off to have gastric, cramps, and to hide in a dark hole someplace underground until my brains finally burst and dribble out from my ears from cramming. Or until my finals are over, whichever happens first. =_=

So I was at the LC Kino the other day with a friend when I spotted this anthology.

tokei: SO PRETTY! LOOK LOOK LOOK!
Friend: *picks up* *reads out loud*


tokei: %^*^^*$%$^%*&&^ WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE WHY. D< OTL

And now have Hetalia crap!crack!fic.

( Japan proves his point. )

And apparently my parents have decided to participate in Earth Hour on their own accord. ._.

EDIT: Earth Hour is over! I spent it reading by the light of the camping lamp my mother had bought earlier. It turned out to be useful for something after all! :D Am thinking about buying another to put in my room. It is so small. So cute. And it is by Energizer, which always reminds me of that horrendously pink bunny whizzing by at high speed while furiously drumming its little life away.

Cleaning out both my head and notebook for 2009. Little odds and ends that don't really belong anywhere but which I still treasure, nonetheless.

Title: Spring-cleaning 2008
Pairing - 6927, 6996, G

( KHR potpourri :D )

( 6927, in the forest dark and green. )

( FMA/KHR )

( 6996 )

( Vongola IV, a hungry man is an angry man. )

Get well soon, half_sleeping! :o

What my icon says. orz



Original Thud! "Where's my cow?" version:

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Baa!"
It is a sheep!
That's not my cow!

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Neigh!"
It is a horse!
That's not my cow!

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Hruuugh!"
It is a hippopotamus!
That's not my cow!

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Mooooo!"
Yes, that is my cow!
Hooray, hooray,
it's a wonderful day,
for I have found my cow!

( Vongola Version )

( Gokudera Version )

( Varia version )

I could do these all day, but I won't.

This post was going to be about psychological contracts (sounds so very Mukuro, but it isn't, really), but this idea has been at the back of my mind for quite some time now.

So canonically Tsuna has this huge crush on Kyoko, which got me thinking about how it's said that boys grow up to marry women like their mothers.



The same applies for how girls will grow up to marry men who resemble their fathers. So in an AU, would female!Tsuna have a crush on Ryohei?



It's like the Sasagawa family was meant to join the Vongola either way. XD

....I'm stretching it, I know. I admit I just wanted an excuse to write Ryohei shouting this:

( In an AU far, far away, female!Tsuna's water broke. )

Which got me thinking about a more common pairing. I apologize in advance if I happen to mangle the characters, but this was irresistible.

( In another AU somewhere else, Shamal valiantly attempts to swim against a wave of sap and fluff. )

While I'm at it, this is crack OOC fic from a long time ago, inspired by 6996 crack!art from this site. As the artist has set the art section to be opened via javascript only, I can't give a specific link to the crack I'm talking about, so the best I can do is directions: pict --> ※はじめに。--> comic ●名前をつけよう！ １ /２ /３

( In this AU, everyone flees from the 6996, but mostly from the 69. )

I make no excuses for myself, save for not wanting to think about lessons for a while.

Title: None, compilation of KHR ficlets/drabbles
Author: tokei
Rating: G, bordering on PG for one
Pairing: Gen, blink-and-miss-it 6927 in one
Summary: Characters written for under the cut are Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Chrome, Mukuro, Hibari, and mixed.

( First, Japan. Then Italy. And finally-- )